Horny Phillies Fan on the News

No stuffed animals were harmed in the making of this video, only living human beings.

"A rookie secret agent is faced with a problem seldom covered in basic training: what to do when a curious pigeon gets trapped inside your multi-million dollar, government-issued nuclear briefcase."...

"And the world's worst daughter," -her dad.

This caption could never beat that title, so why try?

The real tragedy here is that Bugatti driving into the water.

Amir launches the first life-threatening attack in the war's four year history.

That's what she gets for saying the floor needed more butter.

It's affordable right up until you lose the case.