You Call That A Shot?

For this he was banned from ever shopping in Mr. Hooper's store again.

"In other news: still no update on that stolen nerve gas that drives reporters insane."

This will be a parade which will live in infamy.

If I'm ever detained by Russian secret police, that's the guy I want interrogating me.

Michael Jackson is alive! Wait, no. It's a girl with make up and tape on her face. Thank God.

"Uh oh, here comes the giraffe. Y'all know what that means!"By Last Call Cleveland.

The professor came back and insisted they could all learn a valuable lesson about trigonometry from the experience.

Many have tried to break this record, none survived.