Astronaut Interrupts Golf Match

I'd expect that kind of thing from a Scar toy, but not Rafiki.

More than one heart got burned on this set.By Elephant Larry.

I want to know what the people that nexted him were hoping for.By Piano Chat Improv.

For this he was banned from ever shopping in Mr. Hooper's store again.

"In other news: still no update on that stolen nerve gas that drives reporters insane."

This will be a parade which will live in infamy.

If I'm ever detained by Russian secret police, that's the guy I want interrogating me.

Michael Jackson is alive! Wait, no. It's a girl with make up and tape on her face. Thank God.